FELINE UNITED

the Wig-Cats · EST. 2025

Cucurella is a cat. Build the whole team.

One cat in a wig was funny. A fully registered XI with a back four, a named gaffer and a Whiskas deal is peak fiction. Pick a formation, tap your cats, sneak one pure cat in the loaf position, and drop the teamsheet in the group chat. No caption needed. lineup.

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WHISKAS· 4-3-3

Gaffer: The Gaffer (fat ginger, tiny coat)

Vinícius Claw-nior

Er-ling Hairball

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Kevin De Purr-yne

Ⓒ Cat-curella

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Gaffer's verdict: “The loaf's your deepest playmaker. Doesn't move, doesn't have to.”

Impact off the bench: a cat that's asleep (resting for the CL).

9 lives · 4 clean sheets · 0 yellows (referees are scared)

4-3-3 · The Loaf at DLP · Cat-curella Ⓒ

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WHISKAS· 3-5-2

Gaffer: Carlo An-cat-lotti

Er-ling Hairball

Kevin De Purr-yne

Vet-Carrier Cat

Gaffer's verdict: “Half this XI never even wore the wig. Natural talent, the lot of them.”

Impact off the bench: a cat that's asleep (resting for the CL).

9 lives · 4 clean sheets · 0 yellows (referees are scared)

3-5-2 · back three of pure cats · Tripod Ⓒ

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WHISKAS· 4-2-3-1

Gaffer: The Gaffer (fat ginger, tiny coat)

Er-ling Hairball

Vinícius Claw-nior

Gaffer's verdict: “Keeper commands his box mid-yawn. Terrifying, honestly.”

Impact off the bench: a cat that's asleep (resting for the CL).

9 lives · 4 clean sheets · 0 yellows (referees are scared)

4-2-3-1 · Meow-si in the hole · feral keeper